Forget the “terrible twos” – Keegan’s hitting the big 4-0, and we’re hoisting the Jolly Roger for the ultimate grown-up getaway in the British Virgin Islands from May 1st to 5th, 2024!
with endless Painkillers at the Soggy Dollar Bar (yo ho ho!).
aboard the infamous floating Willy T, where the good times never stop.
within the grottoes and crystal-clear pools of The Baths, nature's own aquatic playground.
🏖️ Bask in the Caribbean sun
Beyond the Beaches: Discover the BVI’s Hidden Treasures
The British Virgin Islands are more than just stunning beaches and turquoise waters. Explore hidden coves, snorkel through vibrant coral reefs, hike lush trails, and uncover the secrets of these Caribbean gems.
We’re working with Mango Bay Resort on Virgin Gorda to secure the best rates and guarantee everyone a spot in paradise.
We’ll share detailed travel information, including hotel rates and booking options, as soon as they’re available. Stay tuned for more updates!
The only airline offering non-stop flights to the BVI is American Airlines, with service from Miami (MIA) to Tortola (EIS)
Once you land in Tortola, it’s a short walk to the ferry terminal, where you’ll catch a ferry to Virgin Gorda.
Trade in the mid-life crisis for a mid-life Painkiller! We’re celebrating Keegan’s 40th by the beach. Are you in?
Day 1 (May 1st): Touch down in paradise, check in to the stunning Mango Bay Resort, and raise a toast to Keegan by the beach.
Day 2 (May 2nd): Take a dinghy over to Virgin Gorda to explore the natural wonders of The Baths, climbing through rock formations and swimming in hidden pools. Then, indulge in a sunset dinner at CocoMaya, savoring the flavors of the islands.
Day 3 (May 3rd): Beach Bar Hoppin’! We’ll island hop our way through a boozy buccaneer bonanza:
Day 4 (May 4th): Nurse your hangover (or keep the party going!) on the beach at Mango Bay, soaking up the last bit of sunshine before bidding farewell to paradise (until next time!).
All Hands on Deck!
Don’t miss out on this epic birthday voyage! Let’s ditch the “terrible forties” and create some seriously salty memories together in the BVI.
We all know Keegan is the captain of good times, but let’s hear it from his loyal crew! Share your favorite Keegan stories, inside jokes, or heartfelt tributes below. (Bonus points for pirate puns!)
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Booking with Keegan for his birthday weekend is an adventure. Be prepared for a rollercoaster of hilarious insults (all in good fun, of course), dad jokes that somehow still make you laugh, and a drunken dance-off that will go down in history. If you're looking for a trip filled with laughter, questionable life choices, and memories you'll cherish forever, then this grumpy teddy bear is your guy. Just be sure to pack extra patience and a sense of humor... you'll need it! 😂
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If by some miracle you are Keegan’s friend, welcome to worlds most endangered species list. This list qualifies you for the grand old man walker adventure in the BVI. So come on join us for a weekend of drinking too much, yelling at kids to get off the lawn and just some general mayhem. Can’t wait.
Keegan is an asshole. If i met him on the street, i wouldn’t want to be his friend. You couldn’t pay me enough to hang out with him. But, he caught me in a weak moment and, a few decades later, i can’t imagine not having him in my life.
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